witty, intelligent, sci-fi fan, reader, chef
east dereham ,norfolk
writing reviews on dooyoo and as a slave working in a hotel kitchen
xbox 360, ps2, reading, listening to alternitive bands, art and facebook
a penquin walks into a post office and asks "have you got any fish?" The postmaster says "no this is a post office" The next day the penquin comes back and asks again, then the next day, then the next. The postmaster says "if you come in here again asking for fish I will nail your flippers to the floor!!" The next day, the penquin comes in and asks "have you any nails?" The postmaster says "....no...." So the penquin says...."have you any fish?"
my last mistake, portishead
the stand by stephen king
bladerunner
gammon steak, chips and peas-simple but tasty like me lol